May 21st, 2012 at 6:02PM
It is summer time! It is time to climb up on things and yell at other things that are too high to reach. It is time to mess up the calm quiet routines we built up all winter. With fire. It is time to make yourself proud and everyone else a little nervous. — Joey Comeau (Sometimes I come across old things that I wrote and forgot about and think, “Fuck yeah! Preach it Joey!” and then feel bad for feeling good about myself.)
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May 21st, 2012 at 1:09PM
Maybe two puppies, if you really want peace.

Maybe two puppies, if you really want peace.

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May 17th, 2012 at 11:21AM
We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s “damaged goods”, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom “do you still love me?” you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even. — Joey Comeau (via newttt)
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May 16th, 2012 at 6:08PM
elgin-marbles: Trying to teach him to read didn’t go over so well. But at least he was enjoying the book in some way. I’m assuming this is a Joey Comeau book, because it was in the tag. But I thought it was cute, so here! EDIT: Thanks to laufei’s vigilant checks of two social networks and frequent head-shakings, we’ve affirmed this book to be Overqualified. Next time you see her, give her a hug and thank her for her commitment.

elgin-marbles:

Trying to teach him to read didn’t go over so well. But at least he was enjoying the book in some way.

I’m assuming this is a Joey Comeau book, because it was in the tag. But I thought it was cute, so here!

EDIT: Thanks to laufei’s vigilant checks of two social networks and frequent head-shakings, we’ve affirmed this book to be Overqualified. Next time you see her, give her a hug and thank her for her commitment.

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May 13th, 2012 at 5:22PM
rust and stardust: To: GreenpeaceRe: A jobI am writing to apply for a position and I have...

corrodedvessel:

To: Greenpeace
Re: A job

I am writing to apply for a position and I have not enclosed a resume.

I went to visit my friend Ryan, who lives in China town. I’ve been there a dozen times. I stayed blocks away the last time I was here, and every morning I would wake up early and head over to…
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May 13th, 2012 at 12:21PM
josephdreamboatlevitt: I got a new tattoo yesterday. It peeks up above the neck line of my t-shirts a couple inches, which I like.

josephdreamboatlevitt:

I got a new tattoo yesterday. It peeks up above the neck line of my t-shirts a couple inches, which I like.

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May 13th, 2012 at 11:41AM
I am pretty good at chess unless you are good at chess, and then I am not very good at all. — Joey Comeau (via gormogonismymaster)

(via gormogonismymaster)
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May 11th, 2012 at 5:21PM
Death is not the end. Death is the credits rolling. The movie was over a while ago. You were in the bathroom. — Joey Comeau (A Softer World)
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May 11th, 2012 at 4:09PM
movable-hype: JOEY COMEAU BOOK LAUNCH | Type Books Joey Comeau’s new edition of “The Complete Lockpick Pornography” made an appearance at last weekend’s Toronto Comic Arts Festival, where he helped fellow A Softer World creator, Emily Horne, man a table. The pretty hot pink volume is a reprinting of the original out-of- print Lockpick Pornography plus “We All Got it Coming”, which was serialized online previously. The book’s true coming out ball is this Friday at Type Books’ Queen Street West location. Comeau’s good friend, former housemate and fellow all around web content creator, Ryan North will lead a conversation with the inexhaustible author. Type Books (883 Queen St W), 6PM-9PM, Free.

movable-hype:

JOEY COMEAU BOOK LAUNCH | Type Books

Joey Comeau’s new edition of “The Complete Lockpick Pornography” made an appearance at last weekend’s Toronto Comic Arts Festival, where he helped fellow A Softer World creator, Emily Horne, man a table. The pretty hot pink volume is a reprinting of the original out-of- print Lockpick Pornography plus “We All Got it Coming”, which was serialized online previously.

The book’s true coming out ball is this Friday at Type Books’ Queen Street West location. Comeau’s good friend, former housemate and fellow all around web content creator, Ryan North will lead a conversation with the inexhaustible author.

Type Books (883 Queen St W), 6PM-9PM, Free.

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May 10th, 2012 at 8:02PM
asker

bourbonandclove asked: How is it possible that it took me this long to find this blog

I don’t know, I used to wonder why it took so long for someone to make it. Glad you found it though!

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