February 2012
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“The rock looks so handsome with the black seat belt around it. So does the first...”
– One Bloody Thing After Another
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“How many trees get cut down every day? What if every one of those trees had...”
– One Bloody Thing After Another
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“At the time it didn’t even seem important. It was just one more stupid...”
– One Bloody Thing After Another
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“‘That did not go well,’ Jeff says.
He can joke because none of the...”
– One Bloody Thing After Another
Hey guys!
So life’s pretty busy, but I’m going to try to resume posting regularly, but if any of you want to submit something, please do it. It would be so helpful and awesome.
Like kittens.
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“I drove that car into the ocean. And if you don’t see why that is awesome maybe...”
– Joey Comeau (via gormogonismymaster)
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“Yes, I know the law, but I know myself, too. And not smashing windows was making...”
– Joey Comeau
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“Maggie and I dated for years, and it was like if the guy your dad warned you about was dating the girl your mom was worried you might turn out to be. You’ve never met a sketchier pair of weirdo dorks in your life. Oh hello, what’s your name? Hey. We asked you a question. When do you get off work? Want to go climb up on rooftops...
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“vacations don’t have to end, they aren’t like love affairs”
– joey comeau (via violenceandviolets)
“It sounds pure in a strange way, and conceptually clean. But I am not sure that...”
– Joey Comeau, on why he is rewriting Bible Camp Bloodbath (via laufei)
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““What did she mean about my other earring?”
“What do you mean, what did she...”
– Bible Camp Bloodbath
Dear Simon Amstell, maybe we should hang out some time? No pressure. Love, Joey.
(I don’t get it D: )
secondhandleather:
Ok I’m not going to fan girl out but oh my god my cheeks hurt from hanging out with Joey. We saw “Safe House” or whatever and ugh not my cup of tea but then we took the subway back to the Castro and got coffee and wandered around and oh man he comes up with the gnarliest best pick-up lines that include “I’m a registered sex offender.”
“It’s best to put it in the pick-up line...
To anonymous:
secondhandleather:
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“I don’t know anything about death. Except I feel certain that I’ll...”
– asofterworld
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“Realistically, crashing this plane into my lover’s house wouldn’t be...”
– asofterworld
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“I like my women like I like my squirrels.
Preternaturally intelligent.
(but...”
– asofterworld
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“We broke every mirror trying to climb into a world where the car got hit by her”
– asofterworld
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“In my dreams the guns are toys, I have to bluff they’re real to make you...”
– asofterworld
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“The Ice caps melted but we were prepared, with our waterproof valentines, with...”
– asofterworld
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“I called the therapist yesterday, in a panic. I said, ‘What if the sky...”
– asofterworld
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“Love is like a kitten. Feisty and stupid and oh my gosh awesome and you want...”
– asofterworld
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“You would love me if it were not for this communication barrier between us.
I...”
– asofterworld
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“I want to rob lumber mills and hospitals with you and just bewilder the hell out...”
– asofterworld
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“If they invented a way to actually have sex over the internet, you and I could...”
– asofterworld
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“I asked for a fairy tale romance. In my defense, I’d never read any actual...”
– asofterworld
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“Everyone says you have a heart of ice. but they’re only half right. you...”
– asofterworld
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“You exploded the oil rig of my heart. and now the russians will have to plug it...”
– asofterworld
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“I know that I don’t deserve you, but that’s okay.
Life’s not...”
– asofterworld
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“You are the love of my life so far.”
– asofterworld
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“This town isn’t big enough for the both of us.
Let’s run away...”
– asofterworld
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“I love the way your face lights up when someone says, “It might be...”
– asofterworld
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“I get a crazy impulse when you smile at me like I want to step in front of buses...”
– asofterworld
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“I finally developed a computer with feelings. It just doesn’t have...”
– asofterworld
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“When you’re around I don’t know how to hide my feelings. I count in...”
– asofterworld
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It is now February.
And, since Valentine’s Day is in this month, I’m going to post a multitude of love-related Joey Comeau quotes! Of course, I’m only speaking for myself, as not all the admins of the this blog may be as swept up in being timely as I am.
Anyways, enjoy, and submit if you have a Valentine-y thing to share with the Comeau fandom!
Last: I consider all 223 of you (yay!) my valentine.
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January 2012
72 posts
“I don’t want them instead of her… I don’t know. I do know that this love is...”
– Joey Comeau, Overqualified. (via mister-sunflower)