May 2012
22 posts
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“It is summer time! It is time to climb up on things and yell at other things...”
– Joey Comeau (Sometimes I come across old things that I wrote and forgot about and think, “Fuck yeah! Preach it Joey!” and then feel bad for feeling good about myself.)
May 21st
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May 21st
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“We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten...”
– Joey Comeau (via newttt)
May 17th
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May 16th
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rust and stardust: To: GreenpeaceRe: A jobI am... →
corrodedvessel: To: Greenpeace Re: A job I am writing to apply for a position and I have not enclosed a resume. I went to visit my friend Ryan, who lives in China town. I’ve been there a dozen times. I stayed blocks away the last time I was here, and every morning I would wake up early and head over to…
May 13th
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May 13th
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“I am pretty good at chess unless you are good at chess, and then I am not very...”
– Joey Comeau (via gormogonismymaster)
May 13th
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“Death is not the end. Death is the credits rolling. The movie was over a while...”
– Joey Comeau (A Softer World)
May 11th
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May 11th
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bourbonandclove asked: How is it possible that it took me this long to find this blog
May 11th
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May 9th
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May 6th
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“I’m not a feminist.” Is basically shorthand for, “I’m...”
– asofterworld
May 6th
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“I want you inside me,” would be a better way to sext if I knew who this...”
– asofterworld 809
May 5th
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“Missed Connection: Everybody, everywhere. I think I have spring fever....”
– asofterworld 808
May 5th
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Who's going to TCAF?
You should submit pictures.
May 5th
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Listenlovesicksynthetic: Joey Comeau and Gilyan Merry...
May 5th
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“Happy anniversary. Turn the lights down low. Let’s get this over with....”
– asofterworld 805
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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“I know you are out there right now, not knowing I exist, like a village on the...”
– asofterworld 806
May 2nd
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May 1st
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“When you smile at me my heart races. I thought you were dead! (Did you used to...”
– asofterworld 807
May 1st
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April 2012
40 posts
““You can tell a lot about a person based on who their favourite Muppet is, I...”
– Arthur, the narrator of We All Got It Coming, by Joey Comeau (via daxxglax)
Apr 29th
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“You’ve spent every penny going out for adventures, and you expect the people...”
– I Am Other People: Interview with Ryan North,Joey Comeau. (via friedectoplasm)
Apr 28th
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“The worst person you can think of gets scared sometimes too. (Let’s use...”
– asofterworld 804
Apr 28th
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“People who compare every petty evil to Hitler are worse than Dracula! (You know...”
– asofterworld 803
Apr 27th
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"5. The Secret - This person is just sitting at... →
pantslock: Hey, look, it’s an old-ish link with a bunch of our favorite things: books, Joey Comeau, dating-site red flags, and Joey Comeau with his shirt off.* Open Book Toronto: 5 “Favourite Books” that are a warning sign on dating profiles * Hey Joey, don’t make this editor a liar. Take off your shirt!
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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“I think novels that release editions with movie covers might as well commit and...”
– Joey Comeau (via earsinyrheadphones)
Apr 26th
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Joey Comeau on The Cabin in the Woods →
Apr 25th
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“I tell the story of losing my virginity as a ghost story around campfires. I...”
– asofterworld 801
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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“I’m the best there is at what I do. And what I do is think about my...”
– asofterworld 800
Apr 24th
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“Smart people play chess in their heads. Geniuses play chess in bed. (Strip...”
– asofterworld 799
Apr 23rd
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“That kind of anger is natural, and so hard to resist, but it eats me up inside,...”
– Joey Comeau
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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here is a picture that makes me feel like the... →
Apr 22nd
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“It broke my heart when I realized my father had a whole secret second family and...”
– asofterworld 802
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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“I love when people misinterpret brutally depressing songs like Born in the USA...”
– Joey Comeau (A Softer World)
Apr 17th
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You saw this, right?
Joey Comeau is locked in a staring contest with a cat. This is not as unusual as it sounds.  I did not, but I sincerely enjoyed it. And now I post it!
Apr 17th
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Kittens (or lesbians) →
Apr 14th
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“I was flipping through the bible, and I’m pretty sure you guys have that...”
– asofterworld
Apr 14th
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“Sometimes, son, when a man loves a woman, he gets sort of creepy. (Man,...”
– asofterworld 796
Apr 13th
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Historians and Degenerates (#god dammit #do you... →
Apr 12th
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“Respecting the other paths is the one true path, motherfucker! (Well, I...”
– asofterworld 795
Apr 12th
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secondhandleather answered: Whos Joey Comeau? Yes. elijasaurus answered: Toronto follower, but I was at work! :( :( versesca answered: Canadian follower, not in Toronto though. I will hopefully meet Joey at TCAF this May though! Yay! knownothingable answered: I’m a Canadian follower! Not near Toronto, though. :( :(
Apr 12th
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“I’m probably being naiive, but doesn’t poop come out of there?...”
– Joey Comeau
Apr 11th
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"I am doing a reading tonight, April 10th, in...
Did anybody go to this? (Do we even have Canadian followers?)
Apr 11th
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I am obsessed with the Magnetic Fields song Andrew... →
Apr 11th
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