It is summer time! It is time to climb up on things and yell at other things that are too high to reach. It is time to mess up the calm quiet routines we built up all winter. With fire. It is time to make yourself proud and everyone else a little nervous. — Joey Comeau (Sometimes I come across old things that I wrote and forgot about and think, “Fuck yeah! Preach it Joey!” and then feel bad for feeling good about myself.)
Maybe two puppies, if you really want peace.

Maybe two puppies, if you really want peace.

Death is not the end. Death is the credits rolling. The movie was over a while ago. You were in the bathroom. — Joey Comeau (A Softer World)
movable-hype:

JOEY COMEAU BOOK LAUNCH | Type Books
Joey Comeau’s new edition of “The Complete Lockpick Pornography” made an appearance at last weekend’s Toronto Comic Arts Festival, where he helped fellow A Softer World creator, Emily Horne, man a table. The pretty hot pink volume is a reprinting of the original out-of- print Lockpick Pornography plus “We All Got it Coming”, which was serialized online previously.
The book’s true coming out ball is this Friday at Type Books’ Queen Street West location. Comeau’s good friend, former housemate and fellow all around web content creator, Ryan North will lead a conversation with the inexhaustible author.
Type Books (883 Queen St W), 6PM-9PM, Free.

movable-hype:

JOEY COMEAU BOOK LAUNCH | Type Books

Joey Comeau’s new edition of “The Complete Lockpick Pornography” made an appearance at last weekend’s Toronto Comic Arts Festival, where he helped fellow A Softer World creator, Emily Horne, man a table. The pretty hot pink volume is a reprinting of the original out-of- print Lockpick Pornography plus “We All Got it Coming”, which was serialized online previously.

The book’s true coming out ball is this Friday at Type Books’ Queen Street West location. Comeau’s good friend, former housemate and fellow all around web content creator, Ryan North will lead a conversation with the inexhaustible author.

Type Books (883 Queen St W), 6PM-9PM, Free.

I’m not a feminist.”
Is basically shorthand for,
“I’m pretty sure Narnia is real.”
(Except people who believe in Narnia are harmless.)
— asofterworld
I want you inside me,” would be a better way to sext if I knew who this was.
(Wait… mom?)
— asofterworld 809
Missed Connection:
Everybody, everywhere.
I think I have spring fever.
(I… I think I like it.)
— asofterworld 808
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

lovesicksynthetic:

Joey Comeau and Gilyan Merry - Crazy Utahraptor

A Dinosaur Comics fan song performed by Joey Comeau and Gilyan Merry!

STILL THE BEST THING.

ArtistJoey and Gilyan
TitleCrazy Utahraptor
AlbumToday is a Beautiful Day
Happy anniversary. Turn the lights down low. Let’s get this over with.
(It’s your turn to pick the music.)
— asofterworld 805
I know you are out there right now, not knowing I exist, like a village on the slopes of the volcano of my heart.
(They will find a statue of you, holding someone else.)
— asofterworld 806